14 memorable quotes by a fan of jennifer aniston

1:jennifer aniston and angelina jolie are like two parrarel lines...they never meet.
brad pitt is a transversal.{a transversal is a line which cuts two or more lines}

2:"a thing of beauty {jen} is a joy for ever.
and matt le blanc is joey for ever.

3:jennifer aniston is so picture perfect.when i look at her picture i forget everything.even that i am looking at her pic.

4:the good thing is:rachael green is just like a girl next door.
the bad thing is:she doesnt lives next door to me.

5:the only time when we will find someone more sweet...more innocent..more beautiful than jennifer aniston is when she will be pregnant.
only her baby can be more beautiful and sweet than her.

6:to err is human..jen divine.
http://blogmisuse.blogspot.com/2007/12/how-can-anyone-write-that-about.html

7:i know it was a bad joke...but there are worse jokes than this..like calling jennifer aniston as maniston.

8:{if laughter is the best medicine]
a episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. a day keeps doctor away.

9:i can live without oxygen for two minutes.....but without oxy-JEN i cant live happily even for a second.

10:love is blind,and if you have jennifer aniston on a blind date...you are the luckiest man at that moment.
http://jennow.blogspot.com/2008/01/jennifer-aniston-and-kevin-conolly.html

11:you may fall in love but never fall in a BAD PIT.

12:i cant wait to see 'TRAVELING'.i wish i could do time traveling and go to the future and see the movie right now.

13:there may be millions of millionaires in this world...but there is only one jennifer aniston.
http://jennow.blogspot.com/2008/01/online-poll1-million-or-jennifer.html

14:if anyhow i could convert all the happiness and satisfaction i get by looking at jennifer aniston into money......i would be richer than bill gates by now.

{earlier when i had written,there were 13 quotes.but since 13 is an unlucky number,i added one more.}


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