scarless johansson is on e-bay.can anyone lend me some dollars

you may remember this from 'F.R.I.E.N.D.S.':

Phoebe {right after playing a song at a coffee shop}:"if you want to recieve e-mails about my upcoming shows ,then pleas give me money so i can buy a computer"


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and if any of you wants me to comtinue writing this blog,please give me money so i can get SCARLESS JOHANSSON.

i know i am not going to get any money.everyone hates my blog.{read it as:everyone minus my family and friends}
thats what near ones are for.{to read your blog which noone reads}

THE ONLY THING I HAVE GOT IN 6 FIGURES IS MY TECHNORATI BLOG RANK.

lets get back to the sexy back girl.scarless johansson is auctioning herself on e-bay.

and the lucky winner{the highest bidder}gets a chance to spend the evening her at the premiere of one of her movies.

who says money cant buy you love?
it can buy you an evening with an lovely girl.
{its an ani joke,please dont laugh}

and two tickets to the premier of 'HE'S NOT JUST THAT INTO YOU' is included in this package.

tthe movie also stars:drew barrymore,ben affleck and JENNIFER ANISTON.


NOTE:I JUST MADE A RECORD.this is the only blog post i have ever written in which 'JENNIFER ANISTON'S NAME' appeared only once and it was in the last sentence of this blog.
sorry scarless..this blog is not about you.
if any one wants to read more about this scarless auctioning go to www.***********.com