rachael:"i use my breasts to get other people's attention"
monica:'we both do that'
i have watched that episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. again and again and will watch it again.
the only thing i have to say is that:"rachael was only talking about using her breats for getting attention..............
BUT THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE ACTUALLY USED HER BREASTS TO GET ATTENTION"
all those bloggers who posted those topless photos of jen......forcing the lawyers to come in action..........WHAT WAS THAT?
and,
all jen needs to do to get attention of people in a room is to walk in the room.
thats all.
and even those people who are not in room will pay attention.
and,
jen doesnt needs to adopt a baby to get attention.
she doesnt needs to do anything wild/make racial comments/drunken driving/or anything to get attention.
in fact,all she needs is to get a little less attention.
i am her fan..and i will love to watch her for each second of my life.but there are some moments when everyone wants to be alone{or be with a special someone} without anyone watching.
jen has gifted us with so much memorable episodes of friends.cant we give her this much?
and ,friends...you must remember this episode of friends.{racheal and monica are talking}
monica:"look..you and i went to different high school"
rachael:"okay.that doesnt helps me because we went to same high school"
monica:"you went to where you were popular ,and got to ride off on chip's bike and wear his leather jacket.................."
note:well this reminds me of jennifer aniston's bike{i wrote about it in last blog}
i want to get to ride on jens bike and wear her jacket.
pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
jennifer aniston,aaron eckhart ,bikes and animesh
the worlds greatest jennifer aniston's news blog is black.
i mean back.
i never got a chance to write for the past two days.......so i thought you may miss my ani jokes{i am BACK +LACK of time=BLACK}
SO...here is the latest news:"I ALMOST GOT A JOB"
SORRY...this blog is not about me.its about latest news about jen.
at national ledger,they had an article:
"FLIRTATIOUS JENNIFER ANISTON GETS A NEW RIDE"
This time its aaron eckhart.
note:this time i cant say "aaron eckhart..who?????"i had heard about him when he and jen started in the movie 'traveling'{it will be the first movie of aaron which i will see.}i was at wikipedia..and friends do u know that aaron was born on 12 march,1968.{my birthday is 27 march.......everyone whose birthday is in march loves jen.look at vince....vaughn still talks with her}.and aaron and jen are almost of the same age..........{and jen.....she is still sweet and innocent as a 14 years old}
'A' FOR 'ANISTON '....'a' for 'aaron' and 'A FOR ANIMESH'
AT NATIONAL LEDGER,THEY SAID:
"many fans and celebrity pundits are so desperate to hook up the gorgerous actress that any {its not ani}she even smiles at or talks to is automatically dubbed as jens new guy"
i wonder....what wil happen if there is friends reunion....will it be JR{jen and ross" or 'CJ'{chandler and jen....its not david spade...} or jj{jen and joey]
BUT I AM VERY HAPPY WITH THOSE RUMOURS...I HAVE GOT TO KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE WHOM I DIDNT KNEW TWO MONTHS AGO...LIKE JASON LEWIS..kevin connoly....and ...........
about aaron eckhart:"the article said that jen and aaron were filming a love scene and between takes aaron was dancing like the guys in 'a night at roxbury' trying to make jen laugh."
this reminds me of along came polly.ben stiller danced really well for jen.
note:I HAVE A DANCING VIDEO TOO.THAT WILL SURE MAKE JEN LAUGH.TRY IT AT www.myspace.com/animeshfromindia
go to my videos and have fun.
an onlooker said:"jen was patting on back and blowing him kisses between shots"
AARON IS A LUCKY MAN.
jens bike:
according to star..."jen has taken to biking to keep her body in shape....and cox send her a new bicycle.."the best part is :"jen loves the bike"
TO OXFORDS DICTIONARY:
I PROPOSE EVERYONE TO ADD A NEW WORD IN OUR EVERYDAYS LIFE:
THE WORD IS:
"JENCOX":which means:best friend"
i hope some day i will meet jennifer aniston and we will be jencox forever.
i mean back.
i never got a chance to write for the past two days.......so i thought you may miss my ani jokes{i am BACK +LACK of time=BLACK}
SO...here is the latest news:"I ALMOST GOT A JOB"
SORRY...this blog is not about me.its about latest news about jen.
at national ledger,they had an article:
"FLIRTATIOUS JENNIFER ANISTON GETS A NEW RIDE"
This time its aaron eckhart.
note:this time i cant say "aaron eckhart..who?????"i had heard about him when he and jen started in the movie 'traveling'{it will be the first movie of aaron which i will see.}i was at wikipedia..and friends do u know that aaron was born on 12 march,1968.{my birthday is 27 march.......everyone whose birthday is in march loves jen.look at vince....vaughn still talks with her}.and aaron and jen are almost of the same age..........{and jen.....she is still sweet and innocent as a 14 years old}
'A' FOR 'ANISTON '....'a' for 'aaron' and 'A FOR ANIMESH'
AT NATIONAL LEDGER,THEY SAID:
"many fans and celebrity pundits are so desperate to hook up the gorgerous actress that any {its not ani}she even smiles at or talks to is automatically dubbed as jens new guy"
i wonder....what wil happen if there is friends reunion....will it be JR{jen and ross" or 'CJ'{chandler and jen....its not david spade...} or jj{jen and joey]
BUT I AM VERY HAPPY WITH THOSE RUMOURS...I HAVE GOT TO KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE WHOM I DIDNT KNEW TWO MONTHS AGO...LIKE JASON LEWIS..kevin connoly....and ...........
about aaron eckhart:"the article said that jen and aaron were filming a love scene and between takes aaron was dancing like the guys in 'a night at roxbury' trying to make jen laugh."
this reminds me of along came polly.ben stiller danced really well for jen.
note:I HAVE A DANCING VIDEO TOO.THAT WILL SURE MAKE JEN LAUGH.TRY IT AT www.myspace.com/animeshfromindia
go to my videos and have fun.
an onlooker said:"jen was patting on back and blowing him kisses between shots"
AARON IS A LUCKY MAN.
jens bike:
according to star..."jen has taken to biking to keep her body in shape....and cox send her a new bicycle.."the best part is :"jen loves the bike"
TO OXFORDS DICTIONARY:
I PROPOSE EVERYONE TO ADD A NEW WORD IN OUR EVERYDAYS LIFE:
THE WORD IS:
"JENCOX":which means:best friend"
i hope some day i will meet jennifer aniston and we will be jencox forever.
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Friday, January 25, 2008
angelina jolie and brad pitt versus jennifer aniston:the night before party bash{feb 23}
yesterday i wrote about jenna fisher{'the office'girl},jennifer aniston{the ' office space' girl} and david spade{the box office wonder boy}.
today..........i will write about jennifer aniston{'the good girl' girl},angelina jolie{the 'girl interrupted' girl}and brad pitt{the '12 monkeys ' actor}
my friend e-mailed me an article from national ledger {the same friend who had e-mailed yesterdays article}titled:"ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT VERSUS JENNIFER ANISTON the night before party"
according to the article:"jen and her ex husband and his current flame are all set for a pre oscar party.the event will take place at feb 23 at the pool at beverely hills hotel.wont it be interesting if they all show up at the same time to mingle"
and then the article said something about team aniston and team jolie.
team aniston reminds me of "THE A TEAM"{'a' is for 'aniston'.........'a' is for 'animesh' too}.the A TEAM always acted on the side of good guys and helped the opperresed.{original run:jan 23,1983 to march 8 1987.........i was born in 27 march,1987}
note: at national ledger they had a photo of jolie,jen and pitt.jen was in the middle.i believe the one in middle should have been brad pitt{like frankie muniz...malcolm in the middle}
the national ledger described team aniston as:pals jennifer meyer,tobey maguire and ben stiller and christine taylor.
so team aniston has a lot of super heroes.tobey as the spiderman and mystery ben men{ben stiller as a super hero in mystery men}
NO COMMENTS ON TEAM JOLIE.
I am waiting for the special day.lets see what happens.
APOLOGY:
I WILL BE APPEARING FOR A JOB INTERVIEW ON 28/1/08.SO I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WRITE FOR THE NEXT THREE DAYS.
SORRY JEN FANS.
I AM WORRIED.HOW WILL THE JILLIONS OF JEN FANS GET TO KNOW THE LATEST NEWS ABOUT HER FOR THE NEXT THREE DAYS.
TIP:TRY NATIONAL LEDGER.
I WILL BE BACK IN THREE DAYS.
"the best thing about jennifer aniston is that she is the best."
today..........i will write about jennifer aniston{'the good girl' girl},angelina jolie{the 'girl interrupted' girl}and brad pitt{the '12 monkeys ' actor}
my friend e-mailed me an article from national ledger {the same friend who had e-mailed yesterdays article}titled:"ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT VERSUS JENNIFER ANISTON the night before party"
according to the article:"jen and her ex husband and his current flame are all set for a pre oscar party.the event will take place at feb 23 at the pool at beverely hills hotel.wont it be interesting if they all show up at the same time to mingle"
and then the article said something about team aniston and team jolie.
team aniston reminds me of "THE A TEAM"{'a' is for 'aniston'.........'a' is for 'animesh' too}.the A TEAM always acted on the side of good guys and helped the opperresed.{original run:jan 23,1983 to march 8 1987.........i was born in 27 march,1987}
note: at national ledger they had a photo of jolie,jen and pitt.jen was in the middle.i believe the one in middle should have been brad pitt{like frankie muniz...malcolm in the middle}
the national ledger described team aniston as:pals jennifer meyer,tobey maguire and ben stiller and christine taylor.
so team aniston has a lot of super heroes.tobey as the spiderman and mystery ben men{ben stiller as a super hero in mystery men}
NO COMMENTS ON TEAM JOLIE.
I am waiting for the special day.lets see what happens.
APOLOGY:
I WILL BE APPEARING FOR A JOB INTERVIEW ON 28/1/08.SO I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WRITE FOR THE NEXT THREE DAYS.
SORRY JEN FANS.
I AM WORRIED.HOW WILL THE JILLIONS OF JEN FANS GET TO KNOW THE LATEST NEWS ABOUT HER FOR THE NEXT THREE DAYS.
TIP:TRY NATIONAL LEDGER.
I WILL BE BACK IN THREE DAYS.
"the best thing about jennifer aniston is that she is the best."
Thursday, January 24, 2008
jennifer aniston...jenna fisher..myspace and my comments
yesterday one of my friends emailed me a story from NATIONAL LEDGER-"jenna fisher joins jennifer aniston on tabloid circuit"
i read the article..i reread the article and then i was at jenna fishers wikipedia.
note:do you friends that we have a lot of birthdays in the coming months.
jennifer aniston:11 feburary{celebrated by jillions of fans.where jillion =population of earth minus three people............i wont disclose the name of those three people.}
jenna fisher:7 march
animesh kumar:27 march
vince vaughn:28 march
O.K..i dont know why i wrote this.
THOSE OF YOU WHO READ MY BLOG REGURARLY......{thanks a lot}MUST HAVE NOTICED BY NOW THAT 30% OF WHAT I WRITE DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE.
FOR EXAMPLE:read this senTENce:
"animesh kumar loves jennifer aniston very much.MORE.MUCH.MOST"
seen.3{LAST 3}OF THESE 10 WORDS DOESNT MAKES ANY SENSE.
THE ARTICLE WAS WEITTEN BY WENDY COOK.AND IT SAID:
"jenna fisher and jennifer aniston have both dominated their respective eras on NBC tv on thrusday nights.now it appears that they will be linked together on tabloid circuit as well.earlier this year,jennifer was linked to sex and the city star jason lewis and the two were supposedly romantically involved.but a rep for jen said she havent even met jason lewis"
my friend had added an comment with the email:
"when you are in love ,your heart is the first to know.
now its the tabloid.
and your heart is still ignorant
and brain is asking:'when did i met him'"
and then the article explained how jenna fisher found a story in star particularly eyecatching.in her words:
"over christmas i saw a report in star that i am dating david spade.imagine my surprise as i have never even met david spade"
wow.jennifer aniston ....david spade...and jenna fisher seem to form an equilateral tabloid love triangle.those of you who read maths {and those of you who were lucky not to read maths}know what does an equilateral triangle means.equilateral love triangle means where everyone is equidistant from each other{remebr people there is no distance in love}.jenna has never met spade..and jen has never romantically met david.so it means they all are equidistant.
again...what i wrote something senseless.REMEMBER THAT 30%RULE I TALKED ABOUT EARLIER.
A REQUEST TO JEN:
JENNIFER ANISTON.JENNA FISHER'S BLOG AT MYSPACE WAS GREAT.I SAW YOUR CELEBRITY PROFILE AT MYSPACE.ONLY JEN..IF YOU CAN WRITE A BLOG AT MYSPACE..AND ADD ME AS A FRIEND.I KNOW THERE ARE ONLY 30%CHANCES THAT I WILL BE ABLE TO MEET YOU....THAT WOULD BE GREAT JENNIFER ANISTON.MY MYSPACE PROFILE IS:www.myspace.com/animeshfromindia
WARNING:
IF YOU AND SOMEONE LIVE ON THE SAME PLANET.....THEN BEWARE.SOME TABLOID CAN ROMANTICALLY LINK YOU BOTH.......WHO CARES THAT YOU HAVENT EVEN MET.{EXTRA CARE IS NEEDED IF YOU ARE A CELEBRITY}
AND,
CAN ANY TABLOID LINK ME TO JENNIFER ANISTON.
i havent met her too.
i read the article..i reread the article and then i was at jenna fishers wikipedia.
note:do you friends that we have a lot of birthdays in the coming months.
jennifer aniston:11 feburary{celebrated by jillions of fans.where jillion =population of earth minus three people............i wont disclose the name of those three people.}
jenna fisher:7 march
animesh kumar:27 march
vince vaughn:28 march
O.K..i dont know why i wrote this.
THOSE OF YOU WHO READ MY BLOG REGURARLY......{thanks a lot}MUST HAVE NOTICED BY NOW THAT 30% OF WHAT I WRITE DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE.
FOR EXAMPLE:read this senTENce:
"animesh kumar loves jennifer aniston very much.MORE.MUCH.MOST"
seen.3{LAST 3}OF THESE 10 WORDS DOESNT MAKES ANY SENSE.
THE ARTICLE WAS WEITTEN BY WENDY COOK.AND IT SAID:
"jenna fisher and jennifer aniston have both dominated their respective eras on NBC tv on thrusday nights.now it appears that they will be linked together on tabloid circuit as well.earlier this year,jennifer was linked to sex and the city star jason lewis and the two were supposedly romantically involved.but a rep for jen said she havent even met jason lewis"
my friend had added an comment with the email:
"when you are in love ,your heart is the first to know.
now its the tabloid.
and your heart is still ignorant
and brain is asking:'when did i met him'"
and then the article explained how jenna fisher found a story in star particularly eyecatching.in her words:
"over christmas i saw a report in star that i am dating david spade.imagine my surprise as i have never even met david spade"
wow.jennifer aniston ....david spade...and jenna fisher seem to form an equilateral tabloid love triangle.those of you who read maths {and those of you who were lucky not to read maths}know what does an equilateral triangle means.equilateral love triangle means where everyone is equidistant from each other{remebr people there is no distance in love}.jenna has never met spade..and jen has never romantically met david.so it means they all are equidistant.
again...what i wrote something senseless.REMEMBER THAT 30%RULE I TALKED ABOUT EARLIER.
A REQUEST TO JEN:
JENNIFER ANISTON.JENNA FISHER'S BLOG AT MYSPACE WAS GREAT.I SAW YOUR CELEBRITY PROFILE AT MYSPACE.ONLY JEN..IF YOU CAN WRITE A BLOG AT MYSPACE..AND ADD ME AS A FRIEND.I KNOW THERE ARE ONLY 30%CHANCES THAT I WILL BE ABLE TO MEET YOU....THAT WOULD BE GREAT JENNIFER ANISTON.MY MYSPACE PROFILE IS:www.myspace.com/animeshfromindia
WARNING:
IF YOU AND SOMEONE LIVE ON THE SAME PLANET.....THEN BEWARE.SOME TABLOID CAN ROMANTICALLY LINK YOU BOTH.......WHO CARES THAT YOU HAVENT EVEN MET.{EXTRA CARE IS NEEDED IF YOU ARE A CELEBRITY}
AND,
CAN ANY TABLOID LINK ME TO JENNIFER ANISTON.
i havent met her too.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
online poll:1 million or jennifer anistons priceless body
when i was a child ...my uncle once asked :"what do you want more?1 million dollars or a lollipop?
i said LOLLYPOP.
back then I didnt knew what does one million dollar means and that i could buy millions of lollypops if i chosed 1 million dollars.
ok...that was about 17 years ago.but still i remember the incident because it is one of the most famous of our family jokes.
they say history re-PITTS itself{ok..it is repeats.i wrote pitt because i wanted to crack an ani joke about brad pitt.the only joke i have been able to crack about him so far is that:you may fall in love but never fall in a bad pit.}
by now you all know about that online poll by AOL and womans day magazine.the results are hilarious.
AOL:animesh out laughing{ok...another ani joke.}
69,05 women participated .78% said "they will prefer to have money rather than a body like jen."
NOTE:MONEY.mon-EY.reminds me of that episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S when phoebe buffay preferred to chose rachael over mon{monica}.and at least...at last..that day i found something which i and pheebs had as common.
and yes..there were 22%women who said they will love to look like jen.
another NOTE:like everything else in this world ,the word poll reminds me of jennifer aniston.{poll and polly....jennifer aniston in 'along came polly'.}
and i believe it was A WISE POLL.IF INSTEAD OF JENNIFER ANISTON THEY WOULD HAVE ASKEEEED THE LADIES TO CHOSE "1 MILLION DOLLARS" OR BODY OF ANY OTHER ACTRESS ..ABOUT 99%PEOPLE WOULD HAVE CHOSED THE MONEY.
REMEMBER PEOPLE:
"THERE MAY BE MILLIONS OF MILLIONARIES IN THIS WORLD BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE JENNIFER ANISTON"
i said LOLLYPOP.
back then I didnt knew what does one million dollar means and that i could buy millions of lollypops if i chosed 1 million dollars.
ok...that was about 17 years ago.but still i remember the incident because it is one of the most famous of our family jokes.
they say history re-PITTS itself{ok..it is repeats.i wrote pitt because i wanted to crack an ani joke about brad pitt.the only joke i have been able to crack about him so far is that:you may fall in love but never fall in a bad pit.}
by now you all know about that online poll by AOL and womans day magazine.the results are hilarious.
AOL:animesh out laughing{ok...another ani joke.}
69,05 women participated .78% said "they will prefer to have money rather than a body like jen."
NOTE:MONEY.mon-EY.reminds me of that episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S when phoebe buffay preferred to chose rachael over mon{monica}.and at least...at last..that day i found something which i and pheebs had as common.
and yes..there were 22%women who said they will love to look like jen.
another NOTE:like everything else in this world ,the word poll reminds me of jennifer aniston.{poll and polly....jennifer aniston in 'along came polly'.}
and i believe it was A WISE POLL.IF INSTEAD OF JENNIFER ANISTON THEY WOULD HAVE ASKEEEED THE LADIES TO CHOSE "1 MILLION DOLLARS" OR BODY OF ANY OTHER ACTRESS ..ABOUT 99%PEOPLE WOULD HAVE CHOSED THE MONEY.
REMEMBER PEOPLE:
"THERE MAY BE MILLIONS OF MILLIONARIES IN THIS WORLD BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE JENNIFER ANISTON"
Friday, January 18, 2008
no one can replace jennifer aniston
i was at 'THE NATIONAL LEDGER' and an article by Susan hatch:"ANGELINA JOLIE REPLACES JENNIFER ANISTON ,AGAIN"...caught my attention.
susan wrote:"a report from STAR magazine claimed that jolie is replacing aniston once again.this time it is not for a movie or even stealing her husband but angelina has taken the place of jen on the pitt family pizzeria"
well in my idea ...no one can replace jen.and you may steal someone's husband but you can never steal true love.may be steal is not the right word here.
susan further wrote:"star reports:'jennifers picture with brad hung on the wall at arris pizza parlour in brads hometown of springfield,missouri,while the pair were married ,but now its been taken down and replaced with one of angelina"
ok......I HAVE A PICTURE OF JEN TOO{brad is not in that picture}
IN MY HEART.AND JOLIE....YOU CAN NEVER REPLACE THAT.
AND FRIENDS,
i am preparing for a job interview.so i cant write more....have shortage of time.wish me luck people.
see you soon.
susan wrote:"a report from STAR magazine claimed that jolie is replacing aniston once again.this time it is not for a movie or even stealing her husband but angelina has taken the place of jen on the pitt family pizzeria"
well in my idea ...no one can replace jen.and you may steal someone's husband but you can never steal true love.may be steal is not the right word here.
susan further wrote:"star reports:'jennifers picture with brad hung on the wall at arris pizza parlour in brads hometown of springfield,missouri,while the pair were married ,but now its been taken down and replaced with one of angelina"
ok......I HAVE A PICTURE OF JEN TOO{brad is not in that picture}
IN MY HEART.AND JOLIE....YOU CAN NEVER REPLACE THAT.
AND FRIENDS,
i am preparing for a job interview.so i cant write more....have shortage of time.wish me luck people.
see you soon.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
jennifer aniston ...her movies and TRAVELING
"flowers are sweetest thing GOD ever made and forgot to put a soul into"
and someone called animesh said:"jennifer aniston is sweeter than the sweetest of flowers"
and what a co-incidence:"in her new movie 'TRAVELING'jennifer aniston plays a florist"
we all have seen those pics of jen at film location....and people..like always jen looks great.{i am sorry friends that i dont have jen new pics at this blog}.those outfits and flowers are simply great jen.
NOTE: talking about jennifer aniston pics,someone called RIC FEDYCK{may be the spelling of his name is wrong} said that when he was trying to snap a photo of jen..a staffer made racial remarks on his asian girlfriend.
so..after those holidays with cox..jen is back at work..which means we fans MAY HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE DREAM F.R.I.E.N.D.S. REUNION BUT A GREAT ROMANTIC DRAMA IS IN MAKING FOR US.
"I CANT WAIT TO SEE 'TRAVELING'....I WISH I COULD DO SOME TIME TRAVELING AND GO TO FUTURE AND SEE THE MOVIE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW."{ok..you got it..it was one of those ani jokes}
BYE FRIENDS.
SEE YOU TOMMOROW.
and someone called animesh said:"jennifer aniston is sweeter than the sweetest of flowers"
and what a co-incidence:"in her new movie 'TRAVELING'jennifer aniston plays a florist"
we all have seen those pics of jen at film location....and people..like always jen looks great.{i am sorry friends that i dont have jen new pics at this blog}.those outfits and flowers are simply great jen.
NOTE: talking about jennifer aniston pics,someone called RIC FEDYCK{may be the spelling of his name is wrong} said that when he was trying to snap a photo of jen..a staffer made racial remarks on his asian girlfriend.
so..after those holidays with cox..jen is back at work..which means we fans MAY HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE DREAM F.R.I.E.N.D.S. REUNION BUT A GREAT ROMANTIC DRAMA IS IN MAKING FOR US.
"I CANT WAIT TO SEE 'TRAVELING'....I WISH I COULD DO SOME TIME TRAVELING AND GO TO FUTURE AND SEE THE MOVIE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW."{ok..you got it..it was one of those ani jokes}
BYE FRIENDS.
SEE YOU TOMMOROW.
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
F.R.I.E.N.D.S. reunion
a friend of mine e-mailed me a story which said that courtney cox is worried that F.R.I.E.N.D.S. co-stars are too old for re-union.
well cox....
you have seen those jennifer aniston bikini pics....does she look old?she has the best body in hollywood.
and ............
may be with each passing day..chances are getting less for the dream reunion.
we all have been waiting......my friends{at orkut}get terribly excited even when there is any news of reunion.
i have been waiting since 2004 for the reunion.
i can keep watching those episodes again and again and again for the rest of my life.
but the friends reunion will be a dream come true.
please cox.
please jen.
please matt le blanc.
please david schwimmer.
please lisa kudrow.
please matthew perry.
and everyone who was a part of freinds team.......
can you make that happen?
well cox....
you have seen those jennifer aniston bikini pics....does she look old?she has the best body in hollywood.
and ............
may be with each passing day..chances are getting less for the dream reunion.
we all have been waiting......my friends{at orkut}get terribly excited even when there is any news of reunion.
i have been waiting since 2004 for the reunion.
i can keep watching those episodes again and again and again for the rest of my life.
but the friends reunion will be a dream come true.
please cox.
please jen.
please matt le blanc.
please david schwimmer.
please lisa kudrow.
please matthew perry.
and everyone who was a part of freinds team.......
can you make that happen?
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
jennifer aniston and david spade
david spade:
hope you remember 8 SIMPLE RULES of being with CJ{Cute Jen}.
1:do not ever hurt jennifer aniston....not even in dreams.she is the only dream girl.
2:do not tell a lie to her.never.
3:do not do anything which she doesnt like.
4:do not depend on your sense of humour to make her laugh.tell ANI JOKES.
5:do not do what you did in dickie roberts.
6:do not think about other girls{i dont think this rule is necessary..if you are with jen once......you think of her even when you are with other girls.look at pitt.}
7:do not do anything stupid.
8:and most important of all:BRING HER HOME BEFORE MIDNIGHT.
ok the rule number 8 was yet another ANI JOKE.
and david,
always remember health is wealth.and back then they said:"an apple a day keeps doctor away"{now...apple may remind wwe fans of carlito....and science guys of newton...................... but just like everything else..apple reminds me of jen}
take care david.
NOTE:i am a bit happy..i was losing confidence in myself and my general knowledge{recognising people}..i neither knew jason lewis nor kevin conolly before.at last jen is said to be with a guy whom i know before.
I am not sure whether he is the new man in jens life.but i like david spade.he rocks.
jennifer aniston loves people who can make her laugh.and david spade is really funny.
talking of funny guys............
vince vaughn is talking about jen..he says he talks with jen constantly.lucky vince{not that lucky after that resse witherspoon incident}but he is still lucky.how many men have been with jen.
note:today i was at david spade's wilkipedia and i found that he is very sensitive to light........IF YOU ARE WITH JEN DAVID...SHE WILL BRING LIGHT IN YOUR WORLD.u know it david.she is the best.....noone like her in hollywood{not even in our galaxy.she is THE TRUE MISS UNIVERSE}
and david,
at your wilkipedia....there is no photo of yours.can we have your free photo?
bye friends.
may god......jen be happy always.
hope you remember 8 SIMPLE RULES of being with CJ{Cute Jen}.
1:do not ever hurt jennifer aniston....not even in dreams.she is the only dream girl.
2:do not tell a lie to her.never.
3:do not do anything which she doesnt like.
4:do not depend on your sense of humour to make her laugh.tell ANI JOKES.
5:do not do what you did in dickie roberts.
6:do not think about other girls{i dont think this rule is necessary..if you are with jen once......you think of her even when you are with other girls.look at pitt.}
7:do not do anything stupid.
8:and most important of all:BRING HER HOME BEFORE MIDNIGHT.
ok the rule number 8 was yet another ANI JOKE.
and david,
always remember health is wealth.and back then they said:"an apple a day keeps doctor away"{now...apple may remind wwe fans of carlito....and science guys of newton...................... but just like everything else..apple reminds me of jen}
take care david.
NOTE:i am a bit happy..i was losing confidence in myself and my general knowledge{recognising people}..i neither knew jason lewis nor kevin conolly before.at last jen is said to be with a guy whom i know before.
I am not sure whether he is the new man in jens life.but i like david spade.he rocks.
jennifer aniston loves people who can make her laugh.and david spade is really funny.
talking of funny guys............
vince vaughn is talking about jen..he says he talks with jen constantly.lucky vince{not that lucky after that resse witherspoon incident}but he is still lucky.how many men have been with jen.
note:today i was at david spade's wilkipedia and i found that he is very sensitive to light........IF YOU ARE WITH JEN DAVID...SHE WILL BRING LIGHT IN YOUR WORLD.u know it david.she is the best.....noone like her in hollywood{not even in our galaxy.she is THE TRUE MISS UNIVERSE}
and david,
at your wilkipedia....there is no photo of yours.can we have your free photo?
bye friends.
may god......jen be happy always.
Sunday, January 13, 2008
jennifer aniston and kevin conolly
love is blind....
and if you have jennifer aniston as your blind date ...you are the luckiest man at that moment.
and friends...kevin conolly is lucky.
kevin conolly.who????{my general knowledge is very poor...may be that explains why my last job interview was a disaster.everytime i ask the same question...i dont know much people...last time i asked jason lewis who????.people were laughing.but friends...once someone gets connected with jen for whatever reason...i can never forget him.thanks to my RAM.for you computer geeks ram is random access memory..for me its REQUIRED ANISTON MEMORY.I WILL NOW REMEMBER KEVIN COLLONY FOR MY WHOLE LIFE.
my friends said:"kevin has starred in entourage which was aired on HBO.
for me HBO is a movie channel which brought jens latest movies:THE BREAK-UP and RUMOR HAS IT to india.
THANKS HBO.
BUT i havent seen any episode of 'entourage'{i hadnt seen jason lewis's sex and the city too.}my tv is jennifer aniston tv.
according to a mag which reported that according to an insider....."mutual friends tobey mcguire and his wife jennifer meyer{my experience says that peoples whose name is jennifer are very sweet and aniston is the sweetest jennifer.}planned thsi blind date.
jen and kevin were happy with each other{this new year has really been happy.}but a source added:"things never went beyond a little flirting"
what really excited me was that {i read this at national ledger}a pal of jen said:"kevin is not jen's type..she usually goes for taller guys.but jen likes guys who can make her laugh"
OMJ.
OMJ.
It means that ever i meet jen ...she will like me{i have a very good sense of humour..and i can make jen laugh.my ani jokes are a proof}only i need something/someone who can make me taller.OK...it was another ANI JOKE.better...ani's dream.
and cox and david know and love kevin too.
so ..may be i am the only one here who didnt knew about kevin.
bye friends.
see you tommorow.
and if you have jennifer aniston as your blind date ...you are the luckiest man at that moment.
and friends...kevin conolly is lucky.
kevin conolly.who????{my general knowledge is very poor...may be that explains why my last job interview was a disaster.everytime i ask the same question...i dont know much people...last time i asked jason lewis who????.people were laughing.but friends...once someone gets connected with jen for whatever reason...i can never forget him.thanks to my RAM.for you computer geeks ram is random access memory..for me its REQUIRED ANISTON MEMORY.I WILL NOW REMEMBER KEVIN COLLONY FOR MY WHOLE LIFE.
my friends said:"kevin has starred in entourage which was aired on HBO.
for me HBO is a movie channel which brought jens latest movies:THE BREAK-UP and RUMOR HAS IT to india.
THANKS HBO.
BUT i havent seen any episode of 'entourage'{i hadnt seen jason lewis's sex and the city too.}my tv is jennifer aniston tv.
according to a mag which reported that according to an insider....."mutual friends tobey mcguire and his wife jennifer meyer{my experience says that peoples whose name is jennifer are very sweet and aniston is the sweetest jennifer.}planned thsi blind date.
jen and kevin were happy with each other{this new year has really been happy.}but a source added:"things never went beyond a little flirting"
what really excited me was that {i read this at national ledger}a pal of jen said:"kevin is not jen's type..she usually goes for taller guys.but jen likes guys who can make her laugh"
OMJ.
OMJ.
It means that ever i meet jen ...she will like me{i have a very good sense of humour..and i can make jen laugh.my ani jokes are a proof}only i need something/someone who can make me taller.OK...it was another ANI JOKE.better...ani's dream.
and cox and david know and love kevin too.
so ..may be i am the only one here who didnt knew about kevin.
bye friends.
see you tommorow.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
vince vaughn and jennifer aniston are still friends
now here's something for you all jen fans...something which you all will find only at this blog:
"did you know that ANI SHARES HIS BIRTHDAY WITH VINCE VAUGHN?"
{i came to know that only yesterday.when i was at vince's wilkipedia}
i know the number on equestion in your mind is "who the hell is vince vaughn?"
ok..it was one of those ANI jokes....please dont laugh.
the question should have been:"who is ani?"
its me people.animesh kumar{friends call me ani....coz ani sounds like aniston}.
apart from a common b'day ,i and vince have a lot in common.we both like jen..we both have a good sense of humour{my ANI jokes are a proof of of my sense of humour}and we both have seen the movie BREAK UP.
BUT THERE ARE SOME DIFFRENCES TOO.vince is older than me.vince is better looking than me...and vince was once with jen.
if i were vince vaughn..instead of saying :"I AM STILL FRIENDS WITH JEN"...I WOULD STILL BE WITH JEN.FOREVER....AND EVEN DEATH{my death..i cant even dream of slightest pain to jen}COULD DO US APART.
NOTE:somedays agowhen my brother was watching wwe...i joined him.there were some people sitting in front row with "VINCE SUCK" POSTERS.it took me a while to understand that they are talking about vince mcmohan and not our vince.
we all have seen those pics of vince and jen together...and we all seen the movie "BREAK UP".vince has never looked that good.
and those rumours that jen was pregnant with vince's baby............
note:you all have heard of brangelina and tomkats.....but animesh{ANI} and aniston have long been known as ANI-STON.
TWO WORDS FOR YOU VINCE:BE COOL.
BYE FRIENDS.
"did you know that ANI SHARES HIS BIRTHDAY WITH VINCE VAUGHN?"
{i came to know that only yesterday.when i was at vince's wilkipedia}
i know the number on equestion in your mind is "who the hell is vince vaughn?"
ok..it was one of those ANI jokes....please dont laugh.
the question should have been:"who is ani?"
its me people.animesh kumar{friends call me ani....coz ani sounds like aniston}.
apart from a common b'day ,i and vince have a lot in common.we both like jen..we both have a good sense of humour{my ANI jokes are a proof of of my sense of humour}and we both have seen the movie BREAK UP.
BUT THERE ARE SOME DIFFRENCES TOO.vince is older than me.vince is better looking than me...and vince was once with jen.
if i were vince vaughn..instead of saying :"I AM STILL FRIENDS WITH JEN"...I WOULD STILL BE WITH JEN.FOREVER....AND EVEN DEATH{my death..i cant even dream of slightest pain to jen}COULD DO US APART.
NOTE:somedays agowhen my brother was watching wwe...i joined him.there were some people sitting in front row with "VINCE SUCK" POSTERS.it took me a while to understand that they are talking about vince mcmohan and not our vince.
we all have seen those pics of vince and jen together...and we all seen the movie "BREAK UP".vince has never looked that good.
and those rumours that jen was pregnant with vince's baby............
note:you all have heard of brangelina and tomkats.....but animesh{ANI} and aniston have long been known as ANI-STON.
TWO WORDS FOR YOU VINCE:BE COOL.
BYE FRIENDS.
Friday, January 11, 2008
jennifer aniston..sperm donor and...........
OMJ.
they said 'the early bird catches the worm'{i dont want to be a worm catcher or boogeyman or......but that doesnt explain why i am so late in writing this blog}.what i just wrote was another example of a bad joke..these are not like any joke...THESE ARE ANI JOKE{i love to call myself as ani...simply coz the first three alphabets in anistons name are ani}.may be god is punishing me for all the bad jokes i have cracked....there has been almost no electricity in our city....and that to some extent explains why i couldnt post my blog earlier.....instead of singing "i will be there for you"electricity at our place is always singing eminems "when i am gone".
wait a minute....i am not supposed to write about electricity and power cuts and 50 fun things to do when electricity has left the building.
this blog is all about latest news about jennifer aniston{now it has become like late-est news.
you all have heard and read about it now}
so,jen fans...
i read somewhere{may be plural of somewhere is somewheres..i read that at almost every jen news site}that jennifer aniston wants one of her male friends to help her conceive a child.and this brought back really sweet memories...jen...rachael...david schwimmer...ross..emma...those wonderful episodes of friends..and brad pitt...{i dont know why but to me still brad pitt is someone who once upon a time was happily married to a princess(polly prince...rachael..or jen.. you may call her anything}and i loved brad pitts friendly appearance on friends..in fact thats the only time i have enjoyed watching brad on tv}.
i dont really know who the sperm donor is.i dont want to make guesses...as i have said earlier..jen is going to be a mother and thats all.i am waiting for jen's baby more than anything else..{of course i am waiting for many things like jens birthday in feburary..and the day i can meet jen...but..}
somedays ago there were rumors of jens adopting a child ..and then that she was pregnant.. i believe if anyone on this planet can be more sweet and innocent than jennifer aniston..he/she can only be jens baby.we may have to wait...but the day is not far.
and friends and jen fans,
i am very sorry to you all...from now on i will try my best to provide the latest jen news.but i think the electricity board officials in our city are a part of conspiracy to stop me from blogging.ok...everything is fair in love and war and ...blogging.no one can stop me from writing about jen.
i am thinking of buying some backup power source....and if i get the job{there are very less chances as i cracked one of the ANI JOKES at the interview} i can pay and sit at cyber cafe too.pray for me people.
and pray for jens baby.
they said 'the early bird catches the worm'{i dont want to be a worm catcher or boogeyman or......but that doesnt explain why i am so late in writing this blog}.what i just wrote was another example of a bad joke..these are not like any joke...THESE ARE ANI JOKE{i love to call myself as ani...simply coz the first three alphabets in anistons name are ani}.may be god is punishing me for all the bad jokes i have cracked....there has been almost no electricity in our city....and that to some extent explains why i couldnt post my blog earlier.....instead of singing "i will be there for you"electricity at our place is always singing eminems "when i am gone".
wait a minute....i am not supposed to write about electricity and power cuts and 50 fun things to do when electricity has left the building.
this blog is all about latest news about jennifer aniston{now it has become like late-est news.
you all have heard and read about it now}
so,jen fans...
i read somewhere{may be plural of somewhere is somewheres..i read that at almost every jen news site}that jennifer aniston wants one of her male friends to help her conceive a child.and this brought back really sweet memories...jen...rachael...david schwimmer...ross..emma...those wonderful episodes of friends..and brad pitt...{i dont know why but to me still brad pitt is someone who once upon a time was happily married to a princess(polly prince...rachael..or jen.. you may call her anything}and i loved brad pitts friendly appearance on friends..in fact thats the only time i have enjoyed watching brad on tv}.
i dont really know who the sperm donor is.i dont want to make guesses...as i have said earlier..jen is going to be a mother and thats all.i am waiting for jen's baby more than anything else..{of course i am waiting for many things like jens birthday in feburary..and the day i can meet jen...but..}
somedays ago there were rumors of jens adopting a child ..and then that she was pregnant.. i believe if anyone on this planet can be more sweet and innocent than jennifer aniston..he/she can only be jens baby.we may have to wait...but the day is not far.
and friends and jen fans,
i am very sorry to you all...from now on i will try my best to provide the latest jen news.but i think the electricity board officials in our city are a part of conspiracy to stop me from blogging.ok...everything is fair in love and war and ...blogging.no one can stop me from writing about jen.
i am thinking of buying some backup power source....and if i get the job{there are very less chances as i cracked one of the ANI JOKES at the interview} i can pay and sit at cyber cafe too.pray for me people.
and pray for jens baby.
Sunday, January 6, 2008
jennifer aniston..rumor has it and rumours
the oxfords advanced learners dictionary defines rumour as:"a piece of information ,or a story that people talk about ,but that may not be true"
for me :"rumour is something which doesnt matters at all{except when its about jennifer aniston}"
and for jen:"i believe rumours are something which makes her laugh.....{am i pregnant..i didnt knew that}"
wow.first jen was in 'rumor has it'and now almost every rumor monger starts with....."rumor has it that the friends star is..................................................................... {some imiginary stuff}
........................................................blah blah blah............................. some more blah blah blah.....
{i cant understand how do they fill so much pages when there is nothing to write}.
first we heard that david arquette has given an ultimatum to cox:me or jen{i was so hurt then..
jen and cox are the best and the most beautiful friends on this planet..i couldnt believe it and now.....jen and cox are enjoying happy new year together like ever......thank god that this rumour was not true}
and then about jennifer aniston and jason lewis{i hadnt heard about jason lewis before..now i know a little about him...i was collecting more information about him..when we heard of that mystery man...OMJ}
and then..jen was pregnant..{i was thrilled ...jen was the sweetest baby....we all have seen her baby pics..i had even started waiting for the sweetest baby of this century..we will have to wait for a little longer}.
people..rumours are just like tumors...unwanted and grow on their own.
and these rumors have awakened the rumor monger inside me.....{anyone who reads this blog please spread this rumor like a wild fire...its not a rumor ..its my dream}.
"jennifer aniston read my blog and she liked it so much that she has invited me on her birthday party"
get to work people.
for me :"rumour is something which doesnt matters at all{except when its about jennifer aniston}"
and for jen:"i believe rumours are something which makes her laugh.....{am i pregnant..i didnt knew that}"
wow.first jen was in 'rumor has it'and now almost every rumor monger starts with....."rumor has it that the friends star is..................................................................... {some imiginary stuff}
........................................................blah blah blah............................. some more blah blah blah.....
{i cant understand how do they fill so much pages when there is nothing to write}.
first we heard that david arquette has given an ultimatum to cox:me or jen{i was so hurt then..
jen and cox are the best and the most beautiful friends on this planet..i couldnt believe it and now.....jen and cox are enjoying happy new year together like ever......thank god that this rumour was not true}
and then about jennifer aniston and jason lewis{i hadnt heard about jason lewis before..now i know a little about him...i was collecting more information about him..when we heard of that mystery man...OMJ}
and then..jen was pregnant..{i was thrilled ...jen was the sweetest baby....we all have seen her baby pics..i had even started waiting for the sweetest baby of this century..we will have to wait for a little longer}.
people..rumours are just like tumors...unwanted and grow on their own.
and these rumors have awakened the rumor monger inside me.....{anyone who reads this blog please spread this rumor like a wild fire...its not a rumor ..its my dream}.
"jennifer aniston read my blog and she liked it so much that she has invited me on her birthday party"
get to work people.
jennifer aniston..cox and happy new year
OMJ.
can you believe it?jen will turn a year older this feburary...but those pics tell a different story{you must have seen those pics of jen and cox ...i couldnt get them here on this blog}jen has never looked better{i mean jen always looked great..and each passing day makes her look even better...SHE IS SO NEAR TO PERFECTION}.
and it was great to see jen and cox enjoying together....{those rumors of david arquette givivg cox an ultimatum ..had almost killed me.i never ate anything for 8 hours..and was searching everywhere at internet to know the reality.}
and they said jen is prgnant too.
so....david..cox and jen are still one happy family....{i have forgotten cox's baby' name..its coco i think...i will catch alziemers early in my life if i keep forgetting like that.}
thank god.and thanks david.
i am so used to seeing jen and cox together ..monica and rachael together..they look so picture perfect.
have a great year jen and cox.
i am very happy to see you both happy.
can you believe it?jen will turn a year older this feburary...but those pics tell a different story{you must have seen those pics of jen and cox ...i couldnt get them here on this blog}jen has never looked better{i mean jen always looked great..and each passing day makes her look even better...SHE IS SO NEAR TO PERFECTION}.
and it was great to see jen and cox enjoying together....{those rumors of david arquette givivg cox an ultimatum ..had almost killed me.i never ate anything for 8 hours..and was searching everywhere at internet to know the reality.}
and they said jen is prgnant too.
so....david..cox and jen are still one happy family....{i have forgotten cox's baby' name..its coco i think...i will catch alziemers early in my life if i keep forgetting like that.}
thank god.and thanks david.
i am so used to seeing jen and cox together ..monica and rachael together..they look so picture perfect.
have a great year jen and cox.
i am very happy to see you both happy.
Friday, January 4, 2008
jennifer anistons topless photo
a thing of beauty is a joy for ever...
{and matt le blanc is joey for ever}
ok..i know it was a bad joke..but there are worse jokes than this..like calling aniston as maniston.
lets get back to the point.
note:i was waiting to write this blog for the past two days....but due to some technical fault or my bad luck or whatsoever reason there was no elecricity in our city fot the past two days.NO ELECTRICITY MEANT NO BLOGGING.... NO WATCHING EPISODES OF F.R.I.E.N.D.S. AGAIN AND AGAIN....so i had almost nothing to do..and i read some of the "OSHO" books in my mothers library.and i found something to share with you friends:
in "osho world",{magazine},april 2007,page 18:
{that was written in hindi..and i translated it in english for you people...i am a bad translator and there may be some mistakes}it was written:
"i will not tell you to close your eyes when you see a beautiful woman.i will tell you 'start seeing god in a beautiful woman.she is an art of god.................................................... the beauty of a bird and the beauty of a woman is same..why do you differentiate them?because you are taught from centuries that its sin.
'it is a sin'..this mentality is wrong.it is not a sin.its natural.if will be unnatural if a beautiful woman passes by your side and causes no feelings inside you....."
so people..
admire jen
BUT WHY HER TOPLESS PHOTO?????????
note:i am still 20.and am too young to understand osho....and i dont know whether what i wrote from osho's magazine is related to the topic or not.
what i meant to say is that jens beauty is divine,,,,,when you look at any photo of her you are looking at gods creation at its best.jen looks sensational anyway..if she doesnt wants her topless photos to be published ...why the bloggers cant understand it.
i dont know what to say..i am too young to say anything..but those of you who are older and more experienced :'PLEASE..NEVER DO ANYTHING THAT CAN HURT MY GODDESS.
{and matt le blanc is joey for ever}
ok..i know it was a bad joke..but there are worse jokes than this..like calling aniston as maniston.
lets get back to the point.
note:i was waiting to write this blog for the past two days....but due to some technical fault or my bad luck or whatsoever reason there was no elecricity in our city fot the past two days.NO ELECTRICITY MEANT NO BLOGGING.... NO WATCHING EPISODES OF F.R.I.E.N.D.S. AGAIN AND AGAIN....so i had almost nothing to do..and i read some of the "OSHO" books in my mothers library.and i found something to share with you friends:
in "osho world",{magazine},april 2007,page 18:
{that was written in hindi..and i translated it in english for you people...i am a bad translator and there may be some mistakes}it was written:
"i will not tell you to close your eyes when you see a beautiful woman.i will tell you 'start seeing god in a beautiful woman.she is an art of god.................................................... the beauty of a bird and the beauty of a woman is same..why do you differentiate them?because you are taught from centuries that its sin.
'it is a sin'..this mentality is wrong.it is not a sin.its natural.if will be unnatural if a beautiful woman passes by your side and causes no feelings inside you....."
so people..
admire jen
BUT WHY HER TOPLESS PHOTO?????????
note:i am still 20.and am too young to understand osho....and i dont know whether what i wrote from osho's magazine is related to the topic or not.
what i meant to say is that jens beauty is divine,,,,,when you look at any photo of her you are looking at gods creation at its best.jen looks sensational anyway..if she doesnt wants her topless photos to be published ...why the bloggers cant understand it.
i dont know what to say..i am too young to say anything..but those of you who are older and more experienced :'PLEASE..NEVER DO ANYTHING THAT CAN HURT MY GODDESS.
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