angelina jolie scores one over jennifer aniston by backing out of the scheduled party??????????????

try this article at:
http://www.thecelebritycafe.com/features/14199.html

i read it three times and couldnt undersatnd ani thing.
{ani is my name.read it as:"i couldnt understand any thing"}

jolie never showed up at oscars..jen is looking better than her {those bikini pics are a proof}...and jennifer aniston has a better career.

so how the hell angelina jolie scores one over jennifer aniston?

i never showed up at the oscars...DOES THAT MEANS I SCORE ONE OVER GEORGE CLOONEY?

read that article .if you understand what HAPPE{the writer}is trying to say please tell me.

i will be happy to know.

an arcade game for jennifer aniston fans

i was at
http://www.akarcade.com/play/jennifer-aniston


and i found this for us jennifer aniston fans.


try it.
Jennifer Aniston

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have fun

Jennifer aniston still hung up on bra...................

i was at www.gabbybabble.com and an article caught my attention.

"jennifer aniston still hung up on bra..................."

hey its so confusing.they should display the full title of the article which was:

"jennifer aniston still hung up on brad pitt"

note:may be this confusion was caused because i was viewing this article on my mobile phone.

it was published on feb 13,2008.{so near to her birthday}

isnt 13 an unlucky number{we havent to talk about it.this blog is not about superstitions...its about a SUPER ACTRESS.}

The article said something about how jolie is pregnant and jen is depressed..the same old blah blah blah.

and read this line from the article:
"poor jen!i wish she will find someone and move on with her life.maybe therapy could help"

i am sure by jen they dont mean my jen...and if they do :STFU.

some of the worst jennifer aniston pictures i found on net:2

LOOK AT THESE PICS.
ARE THEY FUNNY??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

this is the most stupid thing i have ever seen.

except this:
http://jennow.blogspot.com/2008/02/2-worst-pictures-of-jennifer-aniston-i.html

so....jennifer aniston hasnt had sex for six months now

yesterday i was reading an article at spreadit.org

http://www.spreadit.org/jennifer-aniston-sexless-life/

titled:"jennifer aniston's sexless life"

believe me people that article was really funny.

i laughed out so loud that i woke up my room parter.

he screamed at the top of his lungs:"why the hell are you laughing like a mad man?"

i said:"i just read an article which said that jennifer aniston hasnt had ani sex in six months."

those of you who read my blog regurarly how what does 'ani sex ' means.

heyyyyyyyyyyy...only 40 people read my blog....38 of them are my friends...39th is my brother and 40th one is you.

so let me tell you....ANI is my name and we use 'ANI' in place of 'ANY'

ani ways,
lets get back to that article.

that article began with..."jennifer aniston and her COLD NIPPLES{?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????} were seen on the set of..........................."

And then that article adviced jennifer aniston to find a very old billionaire and go to live in france.

A SHORT LETTER TO THE WRITER OF THAT ARTICLE:

You had so many beautiful pictures of jen there.
i have a picture for you:



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ornaldo bloom too has a secret crush on jennifer aniston

"ornaldo bloom has had a crush on jennifer aniston for the longest time.he loves her energy"

heyyyyyyyyyyyy...i have a crush on jennifer aniston for 11 years now{i am 20 years old}.how can we say that bloom has a crush on jen for the longest time?

ok.we are not having a competition here.and even if we had ornaldo bloom will be the clear winner.he is more handsoem than me..he is more successful than me...and he has acted in TROY.

i havent even seen that movie.{may be coz brad pitt was in it}.

talking about TROY,it was while shooting for troy that bloom first met jen.

i havent yet met jennifer aniston.

and last year{in october}they holidayed in mexico.

and this month,ornaldo has been extremely lucky as he spend the night in the company of jen {at a private party in hollywood hills}

they both have a lot in common.they both are extremely successful..they both are extremely talented and good looking and THEY BOTH LOVE YOGA.

{i hated yoga...but now i am trying to like it.yoga is in my blood coz i am from india}

so lets see if ornaldo can get what i have been dreaming of.

GOOD LUCK TO BLOOM.

A TIP:"jen is the most beautiful woman in the world.you will have to work really hard to be with her.

jennifer aniston not impressed by george clooney

i dont know why but george clooney always reminds me of brad pitt.

and brad pitt reminds me of his divorce with jennifer aniston.

enough about memories.

lets get back to what happened WHEN GEORGE CLOONEY MET JENNIFER ANISTON.

{certainly it was not sweet like "when harry met sally"}

clooney may be the george of the jungle and women like him but heyyyy....THE WORLDS MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WAS NOT IMPRESSED BY HIM.

thats makes me feel better.

jennifer aniston was talking with cox{the worlds second most beautiful woman},david{a lucky man},ornaldo bloom{the guy with a secret crush on jennifer aniston},robert downey jr,and his wife susan.

when george clooney decided that it was time to be friendly with jen.

one eye witness told OK:"after enduring for a few minutes of the actors presence,jen turned on her heels and made a beeline for a sunset ball room ,where most of the guests were mingling"

jen was followed by cox{they both are great friends}leaving behind david who had a small talk with george.

what if it had been brad pitt in place of clooney?

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT JENNIFER ANISTON'S MYSTERY GUY?

when i was in school,we had a list of FAQ's{frequently asked questions} like:how can we control population explosion?what is global warmimg?what is globalisation?

and the most frequently asked questions now a days is:WHO IS JENNIFER ANISTON DATING?

and believe me people ..there are no wrong answers.

just pick a random guy who has been anywhere near jennifer aniston{as tabloids are doing}and there you go.

lets talk about the mystery man who has just been spotted with jennifer aniston at cox's house.

the only thing i know about that mystery man is that i dont know anything about him.

according to national ledger,a photo agency x17 has a wanted poster online of that mystery guy and they are desperate for someone to disclose his identity.

my bad luck..i just missed a prize money of few hundred dollars.{only if i know who that mystery man was}

well the next time when some tabloid will link me to jen and soem photo agency will have my wanted photo online...i am going to make a few dollars.


and yes...THAT MYSTERY MAN IS HANDSOME?

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM

the 2 worst pictures of jennifer aniston i found on net

this certainly is not funny.

a thing of beauty is a joy for ever and we should beauty.

jennifer aniston's frozen egg

i have learnt a lot of things i didnt knew 24 hours ago

to begin with,i didnt knew that eggs can be frozen.
{to me frozen was an anagram for FOR JEN}

And also i didnt knew that you can use these words for jennifer aniston:

!:poor jen{at anorak.co.uk}

2:she will always be a wrinkled,desperate woman who hates angelina jolie and really wants a man.{dlisted.com}

3:unlucky in love 39 year old actress{beat.bodoglife.com}

4:i was hoping her and jason lewis were really shacking up but he shot down those rumors last week.{teamsugar.com}


now let me say something.


there is a reason why everyone is so obbessed with jennifer aniston and her baby.

when we compare jen versus jolie ..we find that jen has the bettre hair{she has he best hair in the world}...jen has the better body and jen has the better career....

and all jolie has are kids.she has almost every type of kids in her collection...
biological child....adopted children...unborn child.......and i hear that she is pregnant with twins.

at one place they said that "jen is so rich that she could just hire 5 nannies."

why just 5 nannies?why not 5000?jen can afford that too.

as i said earlier i am a little uncomfortable writing about these topics...I AM JUST A 20 YEAR OLD FAN OF JENNIFER ANISTON.

why cant we talk about how beautiful jen looks?

why it has always to be something sensational?

who else wants jennifer aniston and angelina jolie to wrestle in a WWE uncover match

at nationalledger they had an interesting article:"WWE type showdown:jennifer aniston versus angelina jolie on saturday night"

and they had a question:"will there be a battle royale and a steel cage death match in beverely hills on saturday night?"

well,
as i said earlier{in the second ever blog post i wrote} WWE is the last place where i want jennifer aniston to be.

i cant even imagine jen to be hurt.

but if vince mcmohan can really arrange a wrestling match between jen and jolie,i would advice him to make it an UNCOUVER MATCH.

thats the only wrestling match where there are the least chances of being hurt.

but jennifer aniston fans will be a little disappointed after teh match.....jen will win and we will not be able to see her in bikini.
{tip:look at those jen bikini pics which brad pitt has been looking at}

the moral of today:

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angelina jolie is furious that brad pitt was watching jennnifer aniston;s bikini pics

one of my friends sended me an article from national ledger to my email inbox.

according to that article,some one sended jennifer aniston's bikini photos to brad pitts email in box.

i wonder what brad pitts email is?

bradpitt@hotmale.com

ok..its not hotmale.....its hotmail.

or'
mygirlfriendandshilohandadoptedkids@yahoo.com

or
BRAnGELinA@gmail.com


and the great news is:
BRAD PITT WAS CAUGHT RED HANDED BY JOLIE.
she caught him watching those jen pics.

so,
pitt was curious and jolie was furious.

hey..i wrote one more nursery rhyme for children:

"PITT PITT,
YES JOLIE.
WATCHING JEN PICS?
NO JOLIE.
OPEN YOUR EMAIL INBOX
HA HA HA "

but i cant blame brad pitt this time.
you cant simple stop looking at jen.

and i am so happy.

i was waiting for something like this to happen for a long time.

GOOD LUCK JOLIE.

note:i have written this blog post in a hurry.i am looking at those jennifer aniston pics.....and THERE IS NO JOLIE TO STOP ME.

so..jason lewis hasnt even met jennifer aniston

i read at contactmusic that jason lewis said:
"thats a big rumour.i imagine she is a lovely woman.i have never met her."

OMJ.......i and jason lewis have a lot in common:
1:from the beginning i believed that it was a rumour.

2:i too imagine that she's lovely woman.

3:i havent met jen too.


but there are some differences too:
1:jason is 36 years old..i am only 20.

2:i didnt dated rosario dawson.

3:jason was in sex and the city.
i am in jen city.

enough about me and jason
this blog is all jennifer aniston.

now that jason lewis himself said that he is not related to jennifer aniston...there is no need to keep writing about him.

so..may be its the last time i am writing about jason.

bye jason.


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once you are out of jennifer aniston life you are no longer important than a matchstick image to me.

jennifer aniston,aaron eckhart,love and traveling

Today i was at:
http://www.dgreetings.com/lovemeter/lovemeter.htm
and i tried to calculate the intensity of love between jennifer aniston and aaron eckhart.
the love meter said 30%.{its equal to jen and brad pitt}
{for me and jen its 50%}

its very difficult people...when you are at a love meter and instead of calculating love between you and your dream partner......you are calcuting the love between her and someone else.

ani way{ani way is a little different from any way.ani is my name}jennifer aniston and aaron eckhart look so picture perfect together.

somewhere i read that it was aaron eckhart who personally suggested that jen should play the leading lady in 'traveling'

GREAT CHOICE AARON.


and at that somewhere they also said that the only reason jen did this movie was aaron.

LUCKY AARON.

jen is my first choice too.
i mean jen is my only choice.

i am sorry..i know this blog is not about me.lets get back to aaron and jen.

most of the people are saying that both jen and aaron have been single for some time now.may be that explains the great chemistry they share.

note:you may not remember this one liner.i wrote it about four months ago and was trying to put it on MY BLOG.I know its not the right time..but i am sure you will hate this one.

"its not a sin to be single...because two single make a great couple"

i know what i just wrote didnt made any sense.so lets make some sense.

I AM NOT SURE WHETHER JEN AND AARON ARE IN LOVE.BUT I AM SURE THAT THEY ARE HAVING A GREAT FUN FILLED TIME.

here is the summary:TRAVELING is short for:


Traveling
Rumor:
Aniston in
Vancouver with
Eckhart
Looking great
I
N
Garden of love.


but jen with soon begin working with owen wilson in "marley and me" in march.

so...good luck aaron.

make best use of available time.

note :earlier i wrote about jen and aaron at:
http://jennow.blogspot.com/2008/01/jennifer-anistonaaron-eckhart-bikes-and.html


bye friends

i will love to see you both together even after TRAVELING is over.

owen wilson...jennifer aniston and "marley and me"

before i write anything i want to write something.

those of you who read my blog regurarly{thanks} and those of you who know me{these people have no option but to read my blog regurarly}must have noticed by now that i write anything/something/everything about jennifer aniston at least once a day.

so why was'nt i blogging for past three days?

{though i wrote this friends fanfiction at:
http://friendsfanfiction.blogspot.com/


one of my friends{whom i met on orkut}writes a blog about jennifer aniston at live journal.

she said:
"Hi dear.

No, I don't write in English. And no, I haven't written anything about it. I never write about these kinds of gossips, because the only way to let it go and make it die down is not giving it attention.
It's from a horrible tabloid and they just want to sell. I didn't even read it. Some people don't see it, so I'm not the one to tell them about this kind of thing.

How are you?
Kisses! "


I think she is right.
after the last blog i wrote:
http://jennow.blogspot.com/2008/02/sojennifer-aniston-is-loner-too-what.html
i decided to stop writing.

you all must have noticed that i am avoiding writing about jen and jolie's oscar clash.{i wrote one blog on jan 25:}
http://jennow.blogspot.com/2008/01/angelina-jolie-and-brad-pitt-versus.html

and yes...
before i write something about owen wilson,i want to write something more.

note:this is my personal ranking.these are my favorite actors in hollywood:

1:ben stiller:i have seen him at least dozen times in 'along came polly'.
there is something about ben.

2:owen wilson:i love him...i mean ...i like him....i mean....if i were a girl..i would love hi.....no.even then i would love jen.she is the best.

3:david spade:i like him.

4:adam sandler:he and cox were so good in 'the longest yard'

another note:i like vince vaughn too...but due to some reasons..he is not in list .

and .....these men will always be in my list:
1:david schwimmer
2:matt le blanc
3:matthew perry.

now that i have written everything i wanted to write,lets have something about owen wilson.

note:i have written 49 blog posts so far.this is my 50th blog post.and this is the first time i am writing about owen wilson.

hii owen.
how you doin?

one of the reasons i love..i mean i like owen wilson is that most of his movies are about me......"you ,ME and dupree" and now" marley and ME"
{it was an ani joke}

so owen wilson is back to work.
{i dont want to talk about what happened last year.we already have heard so much about that}

the great news is production for 'marley and me' begins this 10 march.{its just like a birthday present for me,.....you all know my birthday is in march}

miami is going to be the next vancouver.jennifer aniston is going to be there.

ABOUT 'MARLEY AND ME':
The one thing i am sure is that it is going to be a great movie.
this movie is based on the autobiographical book:"marley and me".
{marley is a puppy}
{thats all i know.may be you all know more.}



sorry friends........i have to go.electricity gone.
if you want to read more,go to:
http://www.transworldnews.com/NewsStory.aspx?id=37315&cat=2


i am really sorry.

see you soon friends.

so...jennifer aniston is a loner too. WHAT ELSE?

{I know jennifer aniston doesnt care what is being said about her.i doubt even if she reads all those articles.but i read all those articles and blogs ....everything i find which says anything about jennifer aniston.it hurts people when somebody says something wrong about your goddess}

you all know what pisses me off.



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why do people keep saying that JENNIFER ANISTON IS STRUGGLING TO MOVE ON FROM HER FAILED MARRIAGE TO BRAD PITT?

by move on.....do you mean that jen should move from the couples hollywood marital home to the beverely hills mansion she brought recently?

and has brad pitt moved on?

and now jennifer aniston is a loner...............

and that she doesnt socialises with the work colleagues.

people just look at jen and her present co star aaron eckhart.

look at the great chemistry they share...they are having a great time on sets.

there were even rumours that jen and aaron are dating.

and they say jen goes to fewer restaurants she used to.

{she was recently at cic cin restaurant in vanco..................

i cant write..........
i dont know what to write.............
you all are saying anything you want about jennifer aniston.

reading those senseless articles has made me write senseless things too.....
look at that stupid picture i have in the begginning of this blog post.

read this article at:
http://people.monstersandcritics.com/news/article_1391402.php/Loner_Jennifer_Aniston

and ask yourself:'is it true'

you will find my comment at the article too:

animesh kumarFeb 16th, 2008 - 15:19:09

"i am the biggest fan of jennifer aniston and i cant belive that anyone can use the word loner for jen.she has a great time with costars...look at her and aaron eckhart.they are having a great time.

i dont know what to say.....but jen is definitely not a loner."




i am too emotional today.
will write about it tommorow.

jennifer aniston........secret admirer ...and valentine day

so..we all know that jennifer aniston has a secret admirer.someone who is sending her flowers daily.

well ,the first thing i want i want to make clear is that i am not that secret admirer

i am a admirer of jen and its not a secret.

some of my friends guessed that may be i am sending her flowers daily.

well...i wish i could.

at present i am saving every penny i can to buy the "F.R.I.E.N.D.S dvd"

NOTE:i am trying to write this blog for two days now.but the electricity at our place sucks......and yesterday when there was electricity my modem said:'no...you cant write this blog'.i couldnt get connected.

can any secret admirer of my blog send me flowers daily?
or better...some back up power source...like an invertor or.....................{i am just kiddding}

lets get back to the secret admirer.

people are making some smart guesses about the secret admirer.

some say vince vaughn is sending the flowers...some say its brad pitt and some evn say its angelina jolie.

and at one article they said jen is sending the flowers to herself.

but all these articles agreed on one thing :"only jennifer aniston knows that who is sending the flowers and she is silent about it"

ok........but we all know something about the secret admirer...that he has a lot of bucks..and that he can appreciate beauty.

well..i wanted to write more...but electricity is gone.

and these are only flowers i can afford:

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happy valentine day jennifer aniston.

jennifer aniston.......munisha katwani....hairstyle and rachael

munisha khatwani{she is a talented actress and a tarot card reader }and i have some things in common.

well....i am not talented and i am not an actress and i am not a tarot card reader.

but we have some things in common............we both are are in india...we both believe in tarot cards and OUR FAVORITE HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS IS JENNIFER ANISTON.

AND MUNISHA's LATEST HAIR STYLE REMINDS US OF JENNIFER ANISTON.

Check these pics and this news article "MUNISHE KHATWANI GOES THE ANISTON WAY" at:

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Entertainment/Munisha_goes_the_Aniston_way/articleshow/2779728.cms


i want to go the jen way too.
may be i will meet jennifer aniston in way:


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i dont know what this pic means.and i dont know which way the horse is going.one of my friends send me this...and i still dont know what it means.do you?

some of people said that they miss my ANI JOKES.so i have one for you all here:

when they say:"where there is a will there is a way"

they certainly dont mean:"where there is a will smith there is a way"

if you want more ani jokes try them at:
www.anijokes.blogspot.com



BYE FRIENDS

angelina jolie is pregnant because jennifer aniston is upset

i know this is a weird headline.
but in the recent week we have had more weird headlines than this.

i opened my computer and see what i got :


"Jennifer Aniston upset by Angelina Jolie pregnancy
Angelina Jolie 'Pregnancy' Tears Jennifer Aniston Apart...Oh ...
Jennifer Aniston: “Devastated” over Angelina Jolie's pregnancy ...
Jennifer Aniston upset about Angelina Jolie pregnancy | PerthNow
Jennifer Aniston “really upset” Angelina Jolie is pregnant ...
Jennifer Aniston "really upset" Angelina Jolie is pregnant?
Jennifer Aniston 'Devastated' Over Jolie Pregnancy - Entertainment "


there were more headlines like this.


it was so irritating.....i turned my computer off.


but i had to restart my computer after 5 minutes to write this blog.

wait a second................
whats there to write??????????????

i have already written three blog posts on this topic:

http://jennow.blogspot.com/2008/02/yahoo-answersis-jennifer-aniston-upset.html

http://jennow.blogspot.com/2008/02/thanks-for-saying-thatangelina-jolie.html

http://jennow.blogspot.com/2008/02/who-says-jennifer-aniston-is-upset-coz.html



so today i have some pictures for you:

the first picture is for angelina jolie.
if you are pregnant...GOOD FOR YOU:


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And this is for the people who want to see a cat fight{just remember angelina jolie matters nothing to jennifer aniston and her biggest fan.

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i still cant understand why this topic is always brought up?
once upon a time brad pitt was married to aniston..so what?jennifer aniston is happy today .


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see you all soon friends.

jennifer aniston has the most enviable hair{certainly better than jolie}

"hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself"
_hubert de Givenchy

"and the whole world knows jennifer aniston"

before i write anything,i want to say sorry to zillions of jennifer aniston fans..{ and i am extremely sorry to the those 40 people who read my blog regurarly}.i should have written this blog post long ago.but there were some problems..like less electricity,less time{i am searching for a job} and .....I AM SORRY.it wont happen again.

in 'THE TIMES OF INDIA'{indian daily,13 feb,wednesday,page 11}
they had an article:"JENNIFER ENVIOUS LOOKS"

it said:'friends star jennifer aniston has topped a poll to find the female celebrity with the most enviable hair"

note:you all must remember that some days ago....jennifer aniston{70% votes} and resse witherspoon{74% votes} were voted to be ahead of jolie.
jenvsjolie

the survey also said something about 'THE BOB' and that it wAs 'the most iconic haircut'of all times.

but hey.who can forget rachael green.{i was once watching HOLLYWOODS 10 BEST ..that was long ago...and i dont remember the details accurately but as far as i remember jen's hair got the number one position.

"if i were a girl everytime i walked in a salon i would ask for 'a rachael' "

oliver herford once said:
"a hair in the head is worth two in the brush"


and jen's hair is worth more than everything else.

happy birthday jennifer aniston

chandler{to rachael}:"okay.open ours next.open ours next"

joey:"now that you are a couple ,we dont get two gifts from you guys"

chandler:"for my last birthday you gave me a hug"

{F.R.I.E.N.D.S....season 7,episode 14:"the one where they all turn 30"}

i wish i could give jennifer aniston a hug for her birthday.

hey jen.....i have this video for you:{this video is horrible..the actors in it:my friend and cousin..were so nervous..and my camera sucks too.but the script is great}
TRY IT.

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=27680073

{you can also see the video at my MYSPACE profile: www.myspace.com/animeshfromindia}


and read this blog:
http://ffrriieennddss.blogspot.com/2008/02/one-where-they-all-turn-30-and-happy.html

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNIFER ANISTON


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some great jennifer aniston pics from the sets of 'TRAVELING'

I have heard many people say that though jennifer aniston had great success as rachael green in F.R.I.E.N.D.S.......her movie carrer is not so bright.some people even say that two of her biggest hits -'bruce almighty' and 'along came polly' own their success to the leading men:'jim carrey' and 'ben stiller' respectively.

I HAVE TWO WORDS FOR YOU PEOPLE:
"WATCH TRAVELING"

We all have seen those jennifer aniston pics from the movie.

she looks so picture perfect.......

and she and aaron eckhart are having a great time.

i have some pics for you...try them at:
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/jennifer-anistons-luscious-locks-202225/

{I WOULD HAVE POSTED THE PICS HERE TOO.....but i dont know anything about copyrights and ...............anyway try them at gossip girls}


according to the article:
"Looking terrific in a short skirt and stockings, Jennifer Aniston got back to shooting her new movie “Traveling” in Vancouver on Thursday (February 7).

Also on hand was Aniston’s love interest in the movie, actor Aaron Eckhart. A witness tells of the two: “Aniston and Eckhart have shown great chemistry during the shoot - laughing and joking in between takes.”


'TRAVELING' is going to be the greatest movie ever.

AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNIFER ANISTON.

why vaughniston?try jennivincible

we all heard that "vince vaughn leaves door open for jennifer aniston"

and they may get back together.............{personally i dont think that will happen}

so.VAUGHNISTON may be back.

wait a minute:
WHY VAUGHNISTON?

WHY DO WE HAVE TO SAY VINCE'S NAME BEFORE JENNIFER ANISTON?

{brangelina......tomkats........the list is long....but i am concered only with vaughniston}

jennifer aniston is goddess of beauty........how can anyone say her name after vince?
????????????????????????????????????????????????

so what about this:

JENNIFER ANISTON......JENNI......vince ....invincible.............

here we go:

JENNINVINCIBLE

The best thing about this is that we can use it even when we are not talking about jen and vince.


jennifer aniston is invincible.

yahoo answers:is jennifer aniston upset because angelina jolie is pregnant?

YESTERDAY I ASKED A QUESTION AT YAHOO ANSWERS:

"What do u think about angelina jolie's pregnancy?is she pregnant?and do u think jennifer aniston is upset?eww
i am tired now of all this.angelina jolie adopts and adopts and adopts and gives birth to a baby and is now pregnant.thats her life.why is everyone dragging jennifer aniston in it"

THERE HAVE BEEN 7 ANSWERS SO FAR:

1:batzy_ba said:
well so far from what we have heard she is pregnant and thats good for her- she does have enough money to adopt and to have more kids! Jennifer anniston should not be upset but you know it is media

2:JoeJonas said:

i feel bad for jennifer anniston that she had to go through everything publicly, angelina jolie is a husband-stealing, homewrecking hoe, and brad pitt isnt any better and jennifer anniston deserves better than that

3:jojo6920 said:
shes prob preggas again jens prob upset but thats her buisness and should get on with it tick tock tick tock oh whats that i hear jens biological clock ticking

4:Angela D said:
You seem to be the only one here who cares.....after all, you posted the question.

I couldn't care less about the pair of them but I do get 2 points for posting that I don't care.

5:chumley said:
In the words of Nurse Diesel ("High Anxiety"), "Who gives a cr@p

6:maria said:
She needs to have her own kids and quit adopting. If she really wanted to help, she would donate her money to those foreign kids so their own families can raise them instead of ripping them from their home! This woman annoys me, she is not a saint

7:artman said:
i don't care about her personal life and most people think the same way. Only cheap reporters care about it.

As for Jennifer this the first time I read about her, but she has too much class and has a life so I don't think she cares; and any one with good manners should avoid mention or ask about it




SEE YOU SOON FRIENDS.

will jennifer aniston and vince vaughn get back together

i dont know but i am not exicted while writing this blog today.

vaughinston no longer exictes me.

"the only thing good about vaughinston is aniston"

they have an article at "NATIONAL LEDGER" :"vince vaughn leaves door open for jennifer aniston."

according to the article when vince was asked :"will you work together with jennifer aniston?"
he said:"she is a great actress and very funny.you never know"

so..we may expect "THE BREAK UP:part 2"

NOTE:the article also said something about vince's new documentary film 'vince vaughns wild west comedy show 30 days and 30 nights'.i am not interested in the movie .are you?

ANOTHER NOTE:i an old article at 'NATIONAL LEDGER'{2007}they described jen and vince as on-again off-again couple.doesnt it sounds like ross and rachael?

somadays ago,i was in my space chatroom and we were talking about jennifer aniston...her movies and how great she looks.....when a 18 years old girl said:"yeah...but jen was once with vince vaughn.ewwww"

and then..that girl went on to compare vince with homer simpson...and she accused vince of drinking and......

well....i dont know why i wrote this.i did'nt wanted to say anything bad about vince...sorry vince.but heyyy....only 40 people read my blog in a day..so practically almost no one will know that someone compared vince to homer.{may be more people will start reading my blog now}

NOTE:LIKE I SAID EARLIER........I AND JENNIFER ANISTON ARE LONG BEING KNOWN AS "ANISTON"{ani is short for animesh.....doesnt it sounds better than vaughinston?}

why not find a new word.make it ......jen..vince ..invincible....
here we go:

"JENINVINCIBLE"

NOTE:about a month ago....i was a very big fan of vince vaughn.may be i am depressed that i cant find a job.or god knows...but...try this..i wrote this last month:


Saturday, January 12, 2008
vince vaughn and jennifer aniston are still friends
now here's something for you all jen fans...something which you all will find only at this blog:

"did you know that ANI SHARES HIS BIRTHDAY WITH VINCE VAUGHN?"
{i came to know that only yesterday.when i was at vince's wilkipedia}

i know the number on equestion in your mind is "who the hell is vince vaughn?"

ok..it was one of those ANI jokes....please dont laugh.

the question should have been:"who is ani?"

its me people.animesh kumar{friends call me ani....coz ani sounds like aniston}.

apart from a common b'day ,i and vince have a lot in common.we both like jen..we both have a good sense of humour{my ANI jokes are a proof of of my sense of humour}and we both have seen the movie BREAK UP.

BUT THERE ARE SOME DIFFRENCES TOO.vince is older than me.vince is better looking than me...and vince was once with jen.

if i were vince vaughn..instead of saying :"I AM STILL FRIENDS WITH JEN"...I WOULD STILL BE WITH JEN.FOREVER....AND EVEN DEATH{my death..i cant even dream of slightest pain to jen}COULD DO US APART.

NOTE:somedays agowhen my brother was watching wwe...i joined him.there were some people sitting in front row with "VINCE SUCK" POSTERS.it took me a while to understand that they are talking about vince mcmohan and not our vince.

we all have seen those pics of vince and jen together...and we all seen the movie "BREAK UP".vince has never looked that good.



{IF YOU WANT TO READ MORE:GO TO:

http://jennow.blogspot.com/2008/01/vince-vaughn-and-jennifer-aniston-are.html


BYE FRIENDS.

THANKS FOR SAYING THAT:"angelina jolie pregnancy means nothing to jennifer aniston"

monica:{to joey}"hey..how was the dancing?gay yet?"

joey:{talking about mr treeger}"the guy made rachael cry".

monica :"rachael always cries"

rachael:{crying}thats not true"




that was rachael green in F.R.I.E.N.D.S. but the jennifer aniston we know is an amazing angel....she doesnt cry at silly things...she is not depressed by silly things..she is not furious at silly things..she is not upset............

in fact silly things mean nothing to her.

and what can be more silly than saying that:"jennifer aniston is upsat because jolie is pregnant"

friends:
i know i am not a specialist column writer..and that i dont have data/statistics/insider information to support what i say.i say what is in my heart.{and you all know who is in my heart..}

thats why i want to thank eGossip staff.thanks a lot.

that article was amazing.

everyone please read it.
http://www.egossip.com/celebrity/angelina-jolie-pregnancy-means-nothing-jennifer-aniston-8590

i too have been trying to say the same thing ...but my blog has a very less reach..about 40 people read my blog in one day.so thanks again eGossip....

note:i remember one incident as a child.that was when i was in class 6.we were having our final exams and there was a question which carried 6 marks and we had to answer it in 80-100 words.the problem was that i wrote two lines and couldnt think of what to write more.obviously i hadnt studied my lessons well.so what i did was that i used my imagination and completed the answer.what i meant to say is that i had to write 100 words ...so i wrote 100 words...the first 20 words were related to the question and the rest 80 words were my imagination.

This is what is happening now.all these gossip sites and bloggers and mags have to write something.so why not write something sensational.

let me try this...lets see if i can write something sensational.....

ok...here's a new headline for tommorow:

"ANGELINA JOLIE IS UPSET BECAUSE ANIMESH KUMAR IS A FAN OF JENNIFER ANISTON"


NO..NO..NO ....its not working..what about....

shit...
i cant do it.


THOSE GOSSIP WRITERS MUST BE A GENIUS.

who says jennifer aniston is upset coz jolie is pregnant?

ross:"i am sorry your husband cheated on you"

rachael:"i am sorry your wife is a gay"

{you all must remember this conversation from F.R.I.E.N.D.S.}

WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE:

{rachael just found out that barry is cheating on her..she says:}
rachael:what is wrong with men?do wedding vows mean nothing to you men?"


{rachael talked freely about her marraige.....but we have'nt heard such great things about jen and pitt}


TRY THIS ONE:
ross:"wanna hear something weird?"

phoebe:"always"




ok...let me try to say something weird:

"its so cold at our place .....i havent bathed for the past three days"


this is weird.

but i dont think it is weird enough to satisfy phoebe.

so..this is to phoebe:
"today I READ THE MOST WEIRD THING OF MY WHOLE LIFE{20 years to be more accurate......k..make it 17...because i learnt to read when i was 3.i am a genius....JEN.I.US}"




THE ARTICLE SAID:

"jennifer aniston is really upset that jolie is pregnant"


why will jen be upset????????????????????????????????????

again:why will jen be upset??????????????????????????????


people are saying things....they believe that jen was married with pitt and then they divorced and then brad was with jolie and then they had kids and now....

END OF STORY.


note:articles and blogs now are full with words like:"desperate". "biological clock". "scared". "late". "adoption". "rumours"."pregnant" . "sperm donor".............


why dont we try these words:"jennifer aniston will have a baby soon.and she simply doesnt care what jolie and brad are doing."

i read somewhere that:
"splitting with brad was the toughest thing jennifer ever went through.she'll get over the latest hurdle .she is made of strong stuff."

i dont know about the rest..but the last sentence was definately true:"she is made of strong stuff"


i dont think if there is anything worth writing on this topic.its crystal clear...jen will have a baby soon.nothing is left to say.


how can anyone even say this.JEN IS NOT UPSET PEOPLE.she has everything anyone can dream of.

and remember what rachael green said in F.R.I.E.N.D.S.:
RACHAEL:"DO you know the only people who'd wanna listen to this?a mental health professional.and thats only because they are paid a hundred dollars a hour".




i am sure we will hear about jen's baby soon.....i have even started making preparations:

'seven for all mankind jeans'...jennifer aniston and ross geller's supertight leather pant

"had the price of looking been blindness,i would have looked"
_ralph eleson


"and if anyhow i could convert the happiness and satisfaction i get by looking jennifer aniston into money...........i would be richer than bill gates by now"{it was another ani joke......those of you who read my blog regurarly(thanks)must have got tired of my ani jokes by now.but friends,i have to prove my sense of humour.jen likes people who can make her laugh}

jennifer aniston is so picture perfect

i havent seen her yet...{my bad luck} but i have got thousands of her photos....and in most of them she is wearing a jeans.{they look so perfect on them}

some time ago,i was at :
http://galvestondailynews.com/story.lasso?ewcd=bdcd594503ac2713&-session=TheDailyNews:42F9414D04f5401132Ipp2DF74F2

try this article.



THE BEST THING ABOUT SEVEN FOR ALL MANKIND JEANS IS THAT JENNIFER ANISTON LIKES THEM.


NOTE:talking about jeans and fashion..remeber ross geller?and his SUpERTIGhT LEATHER PANTS?remember that episode of f.r.i.e.n.d.s.?when ross couldnt get those pants back on after going to bathroom at his girlfriends house.he even tried to lubricate his legs with moisturizer to get his pants on but nothing worked for him.and he had to run out of her apartment in his underwear."

poor ross.

and poor ben stiller in along came polly{remember that bathroom sequence}

and sorry for using this word 'remember' so often.{i am not trying to test your memory}


TWO QUESTIONS FOR JENNIFER ANISTON FANS:
1:what was the name of jen's pet in 'along came polly"

2:which is jennifer aniston's favorite jeans?



and try this for beautiful jen pics:
http://www.eronow.de/?p=478

what my best friend feels about jennifer aniston

about her:
she is the best.
she is the sweetest.
she is the person nearest to jen....
try reading this:
http://myfriendsandjen.blogspot.com/2007/12/my-best-friend-purnima-kishor-and.html



WHAT PURNIMA KISHOR HAS TO SAY ABOUT JENNIFER ANISTON:

whatever am telling u now is my
own observation of jen and jolie

people /guys wanna look at girls like jolie but finally when it comes
to someone they wanna fall in love with and get married and have
kids ..and then my friend they want some one like our dear friend jenny..!!!

she is sweet,sexy,compassionate,caring ,loving and many more and thats
y we both love her so much...

she is some one who can fit into all roles a woman can play...in both
reel/real life.

u look at jolie's eyes they look so wild...and when u look at jen's
eyes they are filled with warmth and care...imagine jolie in F.R.I.E.N.D.S...
its impossible
its unfare to compare them both...jen is far beyond comparision...
so my friend leave what people say about jolie n pitt...they are...jack a****




THANKS PK.

courteney cox....jennifer aniston and 'dirt'

courteney cox is the worlds second most beautiful woman.

and ANI is the worlds most handsome person{ok..its another ani joke.}

enough jokes...here's a tragedy:

ANI hasnt yet seen any episode of "DIRT"

i think ..it is getting confusing...i should replace "ani" with an "I".

SO,i havent yet seen any episode of dirt.

dirt hasnt yet premiered in india...and even if it has...it hasnt yet premeired on star world{the only channel i have}

but it doesnt mean that i dont know anything about 'dirt'....i know that it was produced by cox.and that it premeired in US last year and begins its run on mediacorp tv chanell 5 on monday night.

monday night.

monday is the day of mon.

our own mon....rachaels best friend monica geller.


JENNIFER ANISTON AND COX AND 'DIRT' AND THAT KISS:









FRIENDS THE BEST:
i have heard people saying that apart from jen and cox ,the other friends actors dont have a steady job now.

i think people should not say this.

about joey:a thing of beauty is a joy for ever.
and matt lee blanc is joey for ever{i have said this before}

and ross..will get back in madagascar....and may be he will make his own jurasic park movie.

and matthew perry........chandler is cracking great jokes as ever..only we are not lucky enough to enjoy those jokes now.

and pheebs...great as ever.

EVEN IF THEY ARE LESS BUSY THEN THEY WERE..STILL MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WATCH THEM DAILY.

what do one needs more?



NOTE:i didnt wrote anything about dirt and that kiss..coz i havent watc hed it myself.
one of my friends send me a link to a you tube video.try it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNWNHTxaQ60


see you soon friends.

jennifer aniston in vancouver

i wish i was in vancouver.

{as a child i wished i was in NY...and would meet F.R.I.E.N.D.S at central perk}

they say:
"love rules the camp,the court,the grove.....for love is heaven ,and heaven is love"
_lord byron

"heaven is a beautiful place to be .full of beautiful people having a beautiful time"
_david brandt berg

"heaven is where jennifer aniston is.at present heaven is vancouver"
_animesh kumar

ok...it was stupid to write my name among these great men.sorry.

and when in vancouver i would be at cin cin restaurant.jennifer aniston was there recently.

note:the restaurant director is Edwyn kumar.{i am a kumar too}

talking about restaurants,breakfast place Elbow room cafe{owned by patrick savoie} has a great tradition.

once upon a time they told tom selleck to refill his own coffee.

note:tom selleck..err......Dr Richard burke...{friends fame....he played love interest of monica geller}once told that he often felt left out at set of friends...ross,mon,rach,pheebs,chandler and joey were so well bonded"

what do you have to say now tom?

jennifer aniston ...dogs..and gifts

i used to hate dogs......

but somedays ago i read an article at "SCOTMAN"{titled:'mans best blend'}

the article said:
"love the labradors boisterous friendly nature ,but hate having hairs everywhere?go for a labradoodle ,which jennifer aniston was given by her ex husband brad pitt.a cross between labrador and a poodle.it doesnt shed hair so is perfect for those with allergies"

{IF YOU WANT TO READ THE WHOLE ARTICLE TRY IT AT SCOTMAN}

after reading the article i found three things:

1:my word power is very bad.i had to turn to oxfords dictionary to know the meaning of every 30th word.like:boisterous,doodle,poodle,labrador,ex-husband

2:that there is a dog called 'labradoodle'

3:that jennifer aniston ex husband actually gave her something nice which i could never think of giving to jen.


note:this gift reminded me of an article in "the times of india"{an indian daily}

the article was titled:"brads pitts sister no fan of jolie".and it said that brad pitt's sister julie was not much pleased with the gift angelina brought for her sons this christmas.the present was a nintendo wii game called Ghost Squad.one source has claimed that brad's sister sent the gift back to jolie witha note attached saying'we dont promote violence in house'


sorry friends......i am not able to write more on this topic as i hate dogs {not that much now..............may be i will start liking dogs after i meet jennifer aniston.so dogs..pray for me}

here is a link to an specialist blog:www.hollywoodpets.blogspot.com

you must remember it when ellen degenruss {may be the spelling is wrong} said to jennifer aniston:

"when i was thinking about buying your house i wrote in that i wanted the dog to come with it...and you wouldnt give me the dog and so i said never mind"

norman is lucky...........the worlds most beautiful women and the worlds fourth most beautiful woman wants norman.